Chinese food mistake

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2007 16:10:22

Chinese Food Mistake  

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise." 

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.  

Just as the wife is about to serve herself,

the lid of the pot rises slightly

and she briefly sees two beady little eyes

looking around

before the lid slams back own. 

"GOOD GRIEF, DID YOU SEE THAT?"

she asks her husband. 

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. 

He reaches for it and again the lid rises,

and he sees

TWO LITTLE  EYES

LOOKING AROUND

before it slams down. 

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening 

and demands an explanation. 

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" 

The husband replies,

"Chicken Surprise."    

You're going to love this................. 

You're going to hate yourself for loving this!  

Ah! So solly,"  

says the waiter,   

"I bring you  

PEEKING DUCK!"     

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 22-Oct-2007 5:11:46

Booo!

That is so terrible.

Thanks for posting it.

Bob

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 29-Oct-2007 11:21:34

oh hahaha. that's funny!

Post 4 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 29-Oct-2007 17:58:10

oh boy!!!